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The New Kit

Sunday, August 9th, 2009

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paragraph-spacer3LOS ANGELES – The new bike kit I designed for I. Martin Imports (here in Los Angeles) arrived in May, and it has been a modest hit in local cycling circles. I am working on a special online sales page, set to go up sometime very soon (probably on or linked through imartin.com). When it goes up, I’ll announce it here first.

three-amigosFor those of you following along at home, you’ll remember the “From Italy, With Love” teaser post I did in April. The beautifully-made Capo Custom kits really are coming over from Italy. Friend of I. Martin (FoIM) and cycling enthusiast, Angi Greene, and her photographer-cousin, sent some great shots (in case you somehow missed her, she’s in the graphic above). neil-tdf-monacoAnd who could forget the Three Amigos post from early June, featuring Josh, John, and Mike. I designed some t-shirts which match the kit in theme and color. FoIM Neil was captured sneaking some shots of Team Astana riders, wearing one of the t-shirts at the opening stage time trial at the Tour de France in Monaco.

The kit colors are close to the Belgium National Champion colors, stijn-climbingand are especially influenced by Team Quick Step rider Stijn Devolder’s kit from last year (pictured at right on a breakaway — yes, the Flemish are hardcore cycling fans). Tom Boonen, also with Team Quick Step, took the Belgian trophy this year and had a very similar kit at the TdF this year.

Below is a sneak peak of a possible new white and black summer kit. I’ve already received some constructive feedback. I heard that FoIM, Tomás, suggested “no white” on the business end of the shorts. And I must say I agree with him, so now they’re black. Let me know your thoughts. Why the arm and knee warmers on a summer kit? Good question. Actually, the kit will also function as a snow kit, of course, and if you’re really daring, a cyclocross kit (if your detergent is good enough). That, and there are actually some cool altitudes in the mountains and on the coast during early hours around here, even in summer. Plus, if you want black, those will still be available and will coordinate fine.

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Lance’s New Team: The Shaq?

Sunday, August 9th, 2009

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paragraph-spacer3NEW YORK and SAN FRANCISCO – The company formerly known as Radio Shack have, for now at least, changed their name to The Shack. Actually, it’s not an official name change but a marketing move by RS’s agency to make it “more friendly and approachable” (and will only be used in the short term), according the the agency Executive Creative Director. Now, I don’t regard The Shack as particularly un-friendly or stand-off-ish, but that doesn’t matter as I did somehow figure out a way to tie in the news with bicycle racing — and offer a sure-fire way to promote the team as well. But more on that shortly. I know… you’ve already seen the picture and I’m burying the lead. First, some very short background material.

lance-newteam-main-titleFamed cancer survivor, bicycle racing legend and comeback hero, Lance Armstrong, announced during the final week of Le Tour de France that he would be moving to a new team starting next year. He Promo-Tweeted that the announcement would come within days. I took that opportunity to take my best shot at what that new team would be. My guess? The Nike/Apple/Amgen Professional Cycling Team, Presented by Lance Cracker Cookies (or is that cookie crackers?). No matter. I was dead wrong. Most people were guessing that Livestrong partner, Nike, would step up to the sponsorship plate and create a team around their marketing-and-manufacturing partner.

radioshack-main-titleThe new team, it was announced, would be Radio Shack. Radio Shack. The battery store. Or more precisely, the give your phone number in order to buy a battery store. Oookay. Who knew that Radio Shack was in such good shape as to be able to afford the estimated $15M to $25M budget of a professional cycling team sponsorship?

netogetherThe tour ended, and Lance got an impressive third place finish. So how would Radio Shack keep the energy flowing? What would they do to keep their name in the limelight? The answer? A “hip”, new (if temporary) name change to The Shack, together with a viral interweb marketing event to be held in public plazas in New York and San Francisco. The Shack Summer “Netogether”. I really hope that our language doesn’t adopt “netogether” as a real word. Huge screens, setup to look like giant laptops, were placed in both cities and participants were encouraged to interact with each other, most of whom were otherwise complete strangers. Actually better than real life, come to think of it. Alas, I arrived at the party a bit too late, as evidenced by the blank twin screens on my screenshot of the event. The party was still going on in the form of flash-driven IMs to the world. Hello? Is there anybody out there?

I think The Shack, or Radio Shack (or whatever the company becomes after this promotion) should tap an NBA legend, a certain Shaquille O’Neal, to help broaden the appeal of bicycle racing in this country. Shaq could use the off-season busy work. The whole enterprise should only double the annual budget of the team. Shaq is a rider, having at least one custom frame by Cannondale for his 7′1″, 305-pound frame. Both Shaq and Lance know and love the Twitter (not a euphamism). As a matter of fact, in May Shaq challenged Lance to a bike race, via a short Twitter exchange (this is not made up… I swear):

@lancearmstrong this is shaq, I challenge u to a race anytime any place, its time someone challenged u, call perry rogers for details its on
10:06 AM May 25th from TweetGenius in reply to lancearmstrong

Armstrong Tweeted back, using a Talladega Nights reference (which even most white people wouldn’t understand), accepting Shaq’s challenge at least in the abstract. That was the end of May. Then there was training, The Tour, The (other) Shack commotion, and then came another shot across the bow from Shaq:

@lancearmstrong ok, yer done wit da tour. i wanna challenge u. last wk aug, 1st wk sept? dm me, good buddy
12:23 PM Aug 3rd from web

And this:

time 2 rally da twittereans. help me convince @lancearmstrong 2 take on my challenge. RT RT RT #ShaqVsLance
10:02 AM Aug 5th from web

That could be the next “Netogether” (hmm… I guess I will use it, but only in this post). Keep it going for Radio Shack. Get Shaq on his bike. Raise awareness for Livestrong. Win-win-win. A bicycle and slam-dunk multi-sport race, featuring Shaq and Lance. Like a triathlon, only not. RS could bring back those free battery punch cards, even do a whole temporary brand make-over, using retro graphics… shhh… during which time they could quietly take the new logo (if a 1995 logo can still be new) out back somewhere and SHOOT IT.

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Lance’s New Team: It’s Official

Friday, July 24th, 2009

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paragraph-spacer3ANNECY, FRANCE – Well, my guesses were wildly off the mark. Lance Armstrong announced Thursday that his new team starting next year will be none other than electronics retailer, “What’s your phone number?” Radio Shack. The announcement probably came minutes after I posted the previous post, declaring my best guess for the new team as Amgen (Livestrong/Nike/Apple). Hey, I thought I had all my bases covered: radioshack-logos2I did some last-minute checking of Lance’s Twitter feed, searched the web, looked under rocks, but what can I say. That’s the secret announcement business. I whipped up the support car above (not quite big enough for a team car), using a French Citroen Picasso as my base. Of course, I hope they will go with the old (pre-’95) logo as shown on the car, instead of the deadly-dull current version. The old one has much more personality. I used the red for Radio Shack and the yellow-gold for Livestrong, although those colors are typically reserved for Spanish teams it seems. Expect the actual team cars, jerseys, etc. to use red, white, and blue and the current logo, dull or not.

Juliet Macur of the New York Times has excellent coverage of the happening, as usual. As Juliet points out, the team has set up a Twitter feed, Facebook page, and website. Lance moved up to third overall after Thursday’s time trial. Alberto Contador won the stage and of course retains the yellow jersey. Expect some breakaways on Friday, but probably no significant changes in the overall rankings until Saturday’s Ventoux stage (that’s the one from my previous post where my avatar/cybernaut Man from B.L.O.G. is dressed in full moon gear because of the moon-like landscape there). I have to go now to crush a certain Amgen support vehicle mockup, unless I can hook up with a towing-auto parts dismantling-indifferent police detective conspiracy ring and turn a tidy profit.

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Lance’s New Team: The Contenders

Thursday, July 23rd, 2009

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paragraph-spacer3MARTIGNY, SWITZERLAND – Lance Armstrong made a very important announcement (via his Twitter feed Tuesday) announcing a very cool announcement to come:

Making a very cool announcement on Thursday re: a new American partner for our team in 2010 (and beyond). Stay tuned!
10:34 AM Jul 21st from UberTwitter

Yes, this is yet another post about bike racing and The Tour de France. There’s no use trying to hide it (though I did try with my previous moon landing/Ventoux misdirection post). You’re just too smart. I just think this news is too big to ignore, not just for the sport but for the pop culture and economic implications. The “new American partner” announcement later today will certainly not only be good for whichever partner chooses to participate, but it could also be a leading indicator of an overall comeback for our economy as a whole. Lance could very well pedal us back into contention as a market force.

Why a new team now? What’s wrong with the current team? A brief background.
lance-astana-vinoLance Armstrong is currently riding for Team Astana. It is sponsored by the Astana group, a coalition of state-owned companies from Kazakhstan and named after its capital city Astana. Yes, the fictional character Borat is from Kazakhstan, a fact not lost on some tour fans who had fun with the team around the premiere of the film. The teams’ director is Johan Bruyneel, who also directed Discovery and US Postal. Lance won his seven Tour victories on these two teams. Kazakh rider Alexander Vinokourov, for whom the team was founded, has stated his intent to return to the team as early as July 24 when his license is reinstated following a two year ban for doping. Vino is perhaps most recognizable for sporting a helmet which appears to be one size too small, and which sits too far back on his head (almost like a giant plastic yarmulke), as so many clueless recreational cyclists might wear theirs. On July 2, he said, “If Bruyneel does not want me, it will be Bruyneel who is leaving the team.” July 21: Bruyneel apparently does not want him, and announced he will in fact be leaving the team.

Speculation has mounted as to which partner Lance is referring, hinting, even teasing. Might it be a company that has dropped in market share, seemingly retired from competition, but is looking to ride Armstrong’s wake back into prominence and good fortune?

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The Cruel Rule of Threes Fours

Sunday, June 28th, 2009

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mays-sullivan-conanparagraph-spacer3LOS ANGELES – Los Angeles’ gift to the world this week was: death. You’re welcome. It is said that celebrity or famous deaths come in groups of threes. This was a cruel week indeed for fans the world over. Ed McMahon, Farrah Fawcett, Michael Jackson, and, as we were going to post, we learned that television pitchman and reality TV star Billy Mays has also left our world. He was just on The Tonight Show with Conan O’Brien last Tuesday, along with Anthony Sullivan. His confidence was contagious.

spike-mjI didn’t know any of these people, nor did I ever meet them, but they all affected my life in different ways. The world is a much sadder place without them. I can’t say anything more or better than what’s already been written about each of them; I can offer just an anecdote or two. I first worked at NBC just after Johnny Carson and Ed McMahon left, so I never even saw either of them. I’d like to say I worked with them, but I didn’t. I did, however, work on a few Michael Jackson videos, perhaps most notably the Spike Lee-directed video of controversial song They Don’t Care About Us (I did some scene design and compositing for the prison version). In an unusual move, two different videos were produced for the same song. Both were directed by Spike and both were edited and finished at Charlex in NYC (Creative Director Alex Weil, Editors Chris Byrnes and John Zawisha, Producer Steve Chiariello, among others). One day while I was there, word spread that Michael was coming by to have a look at the progress. “He’ll be here at 7:00,” we were told. At 6:30, we learned he would not be coming. Some people (myself included) went home. MJ showed up with his entourage anyway at 7:30. That’s how it goes sometimes.

may-sweeps-farrah-main2And if you’re one of my regular four or five readers, you already know about my feelings for Farrah. I wrote about Farrah’s Story last month, as part of my B.L.O.G. TV Showcase. There is some good that came from that show, at least for me personally. I noticed a familiar name on the credits, and reconnected with one of my oldest friends here in LA, Dave Klandrud (who was the lead editor on the show).

This concludes the name-dropping, Google hit-baiting portion of the program. I will return later this week with a slightly quirky look at my neighborhood. Thank you.

Credits: Ed McMahon is an NBC Photo by Joey Del Valle. I found the Farrah photo by berecruited on Photobucket. The young Michael Jackson is from bbc.co.uk. The Billy Mays picture is from the Tuesday, June 23 The Tonight Show with Conan O’Brien on NBC (pictured: Billy Mays, Anthony Sullivan, Conan O’Brien; NBC Photo by Paul Drinkwater). The Michael Jackson video still is from my portfolio collection.

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If They Merged: Halliburton and AIG

Wednesday, June 24th, 2009

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paragraph-spacer3LOS ANGELES – Today I present a new feature here on B.L.O.G., called If They Merged. It is a tribute, homage, or some may say a direct ripoff of the Late Night with Conan O’Brien regular bit-hit, If They Mated (which, as far as I have seen, has yet to premiere on the new Tonight Show. Watch for a huge response from the audience when it does make its return). Here’s how the new bit would start off:

HOST: These are difficult economic times. Everyone is under a tremendous amount of financial stress. Not only individuals, but businesses too are feeling the pinch. We here at [POPULAR LATE NIGHT TALK SHOW] are here to help, to do our part. We’ve used the vast resources of our parent company to construct a machine that scours the business landscape for likely merger candidates. We’ve been calling it the MergerTron.

SIDEKICK: Sort of a Match Dot Com, only for businesses.

fiasco-headHOST: That’s right. EXACTLY like a Match Dot Com for business. It’s also very similar to our If They Mated technology. We find the most likely partners, those that could receive the most benefit from pooling their resources, and CRASH them together with the MergerTron. Just like the graphic, which cost a whopping $5. The graphic reminds us that we tried a test merger with Fiat and Chrysler, with mixed results. Thankfully, they were able to right that ship and sail on, hopefully to calmer waters. Things are going fine with them so far.

Let’s get started. Here are some potential candidates for the new and improved MergerTron.

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HOST: Everyone knows the huge company, Halliburton. The large energy company, used to be headed by Dick Cheney; you know the company. Their slogan is Solutions For Today’s Energy Challenges. Well, they’re not really in any trouble, but we have another company in mind which we think would make a beneficial pairing. Sort of a win-win.

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HOST: That’s right. Controversial insurance giant and recipient of government bailout money, AIG. Their slogan– and this is not made up (I swear): Moving Forward, Protecting Customers, Repaying Taxpayers. Really, it’s on their website. The new company? What did the MergerTron spit out?

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HOST: Presenting the new company, HAIG. Today’s Solution For Challenging Movements. See? It really works. I’m not sure what the new slogan means, but there’s that picture from 1981 where Al Haig announces “I’m in control here” after the Reagan assassination attempt. It was the latest picture we could find. [singing:] Nothing is as funny as a 30-year-old reference.

Okay, for our next pairing, we…

Credits: The Alexander Haig photo from his “I’m in control here” press conference is from the Reagan Archives at The University of Texas. Conan picture is an NBC Photo by Paul Drinkwater.

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Members Only

Monday, June 22nd, 2009

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Credits: The background image is from Taxi Driver. The original image in the TV is by BEHROUZ MEHRI/AFP/Getty Images. Kim Jong-Il original image is from ABC/Australia. The DeNiro-looking Ahmadinejad head is from http://samser.wordpress.com/. The television set is from http://pradigmshift.com/. Ahmadinejad’s Member’s Only jacket is from http://www.coutie.com/.

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Fiasco

Friday, June 12th, 2009

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paragraph-spacer3DETROIT – The New York Times reported Wednesday that the Fiat-Chrysler alliance has been completed, thus ending Chrysler’s 42-day trip through bankruptcy courts. We here at B.L.O.G. wish only the best both for the new company, plus the thousands of employees affected by the hundreds of dealers forced to close their doors as part of the deal. We just can’t help having a little fun at the new company’s expense.

fiascho-originalsThe originals used in making this toy-like monstrosity are a base ‘57 Fiat 500 with ‘58 Chrysler 300 front and rear ends. If you’d like to see some more Chrysler-Fiat 300-500-main-title1sillyness, please check out my late night talk show game (which masquerades as a creative introduction of Artie Lange if he were a guest on the faux show). The post and the game are called “The Which Is Which? Game”, 300 vs. 500. Here are a couple of teaser frames:

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Credits: The ‘58 Chrysler 300 front end and tail fins are from an old Chrysler promotional photo and I got it at milkmandan.com. The base ‘57 Fiat 500 was lifted straight from netcarshow.com. They have some wonderful wallpapers and I encourage you to visit them. The FIASCO logo is based on the modern FIAT logo. Credits for the “Which is Which?” graphics can be found at that post.

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May I Present: My Card

Monday, June 8th, 2009

iphone-screenparagraph-spacer3LOS ANGELES – And it’s one more bit of shameless promotion (fear not, lovers of drivel! I have some extra-lame post stories in store for later this week). I did some iPhone icon illustrations last week for Spike TV (through creative boutique Blissium), and thought I’d create an iPhone business card for myself. Click to see a larger version of this prototype-rough cut. The icons explain the professional me (sort of), in 20 word/phrase blocks and a title line. Eat that, Twitter! I will probably put a more standard format text information block on the flip side. You may use this for your own blog or website and may even alter it or customize it, just give me a credit and a link. If you would like me to do a custom version for you, we can talk. Send me an email.

If I were made of money (which I am not) and if it were possible (certain parts are and others aren’t), it would be nice to distribute a few real copies of these as promotional tools to select prospects. My website and blog (with video) in your pocket! Apple seems to be trying to get me and perhaps millions of others to do just that. They announced the new iPhone 3G S today. It now has a video camera with some rudimentary editing features, a compass, and more. Now their base 8-gig 3G model is half off at $99. Hmm.

Credits: This is an entirely original Michael Brown illustration. The icon art consists of projects or parts of projects I have done in the past. I even changed the phone and email icons. Of course, it is a depiction of the Apple iPhone and mimics their user interface look and feel. I will not be producing such a real product and do not intend to violate Apple’s trademarks or copyrights.

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