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		<title>Legal Indigestation and the Number Two</title>
		<link>http://www.boringloadofgarbage.com/2009/09/29/legal-indigestation-and-the-number-two/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Sep 2009 09:53:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Michael Brown</dc:creator>
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LOS ANGELES – Ever wonder why laws take so long to go into effect? To mature… to gestate? After bills are voted on and approved (by local municipalities, state legislatures, propositions, or Congress), they can sometimes take months or even years to become laws. Could it be that these delays are somehow concessions to the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>If They Merged: Halliburton and AIG</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Jun 2009 10:12:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Michael Brown</dc:creator>
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LOS ANGELES – Today I present a new feature here on B.L.O.G., called If They Merged. It is a tribute, homage, or some may say a direct ripoff of the Late Night with Conan O&#8217;Brien regular bit-hit, If They Mated (which, as far as I have seen, has yet to premiere on the new Tonight [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Monrovia Connection</title>
		<link>http://www.boringloadofgarbage.com/2009/06/01/the-monrovia-connection/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Jun 2009 20:33:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Michael Brown</dc:creator>
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MONROVIA, CA – Well, we here at B.L.O.G. are taking a little break from the shameless promotion business. By we, I mean of course the royal we, and we&#8217;ve been quite busy of late. It was a swing and a miss at trying to get on board The Tonight Show with Conan O&#8217;Brien, at least [...]]]></description>
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		<title>B.L.O.G. TV Showcase: Farrah&#8217;s Story</title>
		<link>http://www.boringloadofgarbage.com/2009/05/18/blog-tv-showcase-farrahs-story/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 18 May 2009 07:12:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Michael Brown</dc:creator>
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BURBANK – Television sweeps time is upon us once again. It&#8217;s the semi-annual event in which television networks put forth their most sensationalized content in order to boost the Nielson numbers in their favor. It&#8217;s really a thumb on the scale, but no one really seams to care and it&#8217;s all part of the game. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Billy Bob&#8217;s Nightmare</title>
		<link>http://www.boringloadofgarbage.com/2009/05/15/billy-bobs-nightmare/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 15 May 2009 22:51:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Michael Brown</dc:creator>
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LOS ANGELES – Billy Bob Thornton was in the news recently for displaying some odd behavior during a Canadian radio chat show. After some adverse media attention, he went on Jimmy Kimmel Live to explain.
A few years ago, Billy Bob was famous for wearing a vial of blood around his neck, along with then-wife Angelina [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Usual Suspects</title>
		<link>http://www.boringloadofgarbage.com/2009/05/11/the-usual-suspects/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 12 May 2009 04:43:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Michael Brown</dc:creator>
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LOS ANGELES – I received a thoughtful email last week from a reader in Washington, DC. The reader pointed out to me how much my Man from B.L.O.G. character resembles Professor Berlitz, of Berlitz Language Instruction (1965) fame. Actually, sharp-eyed readers will notice that I obviously borrowed him from the Man from U.N.C.L.E. TV show [...]]]></description>
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		<title>&#8220;The Twitter stole our logo.&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://www.boringloadofgarbage.com/2009/05/07/the-twitter-stole-our-logo/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 07 May 2009 14:02:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Michael Brown</dc:creator>
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JACKSON HOLE, WY – A 133-year-old dry goods company here, Little O, Stick on Ground, Big O, are claiming through their lawyers that internet phenomenon, Twitter, has &#8220;absconded with our trademark. The Twitter stole our logo.&#8221; Lawyers and their clients were present today at a press conference held here to announce a &#8220;look into the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Sinkhole de Mayo</title>
		<link>http://www.boringloadofgarbage.com/2009/05/05/sinkhole-de-mayo/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 05 May 2009 21:17:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Michael Brown</dc:creator>
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DAISETTA, TEXAS – Well, first things first. No, your newly installed digital television converter box is not interfering with the color balance on your computer monitor. Yes, that is a French flag on le frite grande, or large fry. And it is sticking in a large puddle of mayonnaise, which has been unceremoniously poured from [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Tercel Thief</title>
		<link>http://www.boringloadofgarbage.com/2009/05/01/the-tercel-thief/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 01 May 2009 12:32:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Michael Brown</dc:creator>
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LOS ANGELES – I read the item on my Facebook page yesterday morning, and my heart sank:
Um, yeah, so if anyone sees my car out there without me behind the wheel, please let me know. Much to my surprise my whip was stolen last night.
My good friend, Todd Munson, had lost his &#8220;whip&#8221;. His &#8216;86 [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Spector-Specter</title>
		<link>http://www.boringloadofgarbage.com/2009/04/28/spector-specter/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Apr 2009 04:25:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Michael Brown</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[LOS ANGELES – Sen. Arlen Specter has decided to switch parties and will become a Democrat. No news on if he will get the Phil Spector pre-trial hair style.]]></description>
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